1 post tagged “skinny dip”

Last night, I was at Laguna Beach again, when... Lo and behold... Ahoy, kids! I walked right into... Captain Jack Sparrow.
He was walking around in a drunken stupor, taking swigs from the bottle hung from his belt when I walked up to him.
"Capt. Sparrow?" I asked. I'm pretty sure he replied to me with an "Ahoy!" or some sort. I talked to him for a bit... just enough to ask him if he was drunk again and to tell him what a sexy bitch he was. LOL. And he is - even drunk and glassy-eyed.
We were going our separate ways when I turned around and saw this scene. Yes, kids... the legendary pirate has now passed out in front of the ocean, ready for the tide to take him away. I stood there for a few moments, laughing silently in my mind. "Taking pictures?" he asked.
"Well, I was just laughing... I mean, Capt. Jack Sparrow is passed out on the beach! But, now that you mention it, I will." And this shot was born. I wish I had gotten a better shot, but SL crashed right then. When I came back, the love of my life was gone. Boo.

Gotta love a girl who falls for lazy, ingenious drunks that doesn't know the benefits of good hygeine, eh?

Next, I was invited to The HotSpot by a friend, IndigoRain. She is new there as one of the dancers and I told her I would be there to support her when she goes onstage. I missed her first days, but I finally made it! Here we are with her onstage. I gotta admit, I'd thought of dancing before... Okay, let's not be so babyish about it. I've thought about STRIPPING before, but never really followed through on any of the ads I saw. It just wasn't my thing. As I watched her dance in her cute little outfit, it just seemed so much fun that I had to try. They weren't really hiring anymore dancers in her club, but I ended up landing a gig at a Bettie Page inspire club at Extasia. I haven't started yet. Technically, it's L$150 to get our tops off and L$300 to get everything off, but who knows if I'll even get that far? Goodness knows I don't need the money. I can afford the things I want in SL just fine. It's all about the experience. I don't think stripping is so bad if you're not victimized by it. I'm no exhibitionist, but I am adventurous by nature. Let's see if I get along with this gig or not. I'm on Fridays and Saturdays after 7pm. And don't expect me to baby talk you.

After that, I went to Skinny Dip. I'm not exactly sure where it is and, as you can see, I know nothing about how to work/create/use a SLurl. So, look it up, damn you. It's just another nude beach, like Laguna Beach, but with a dance floor and other sections. Here, I've taken pictures while sunbathing on the beach front chairs, at the campfire, and the cabana.

I decided to get a little more adventurous since things were slow. I wasn't really in the mood to meet new people because I couldn't stay long. I didn't want to have to meet and run. So, I went solo. Being that I was at the beach, I tried the water slide, but it wasn't slippery enough. I just sat there like a bump on the log as the water rushed AROUND me. Pfft. So, I did what any normal advenurous girl would do! I went underwater:
There I am, swimming with the fishies. Also, I took some time to meditate in front the of the giant clamshell. Eventually, I just sat inside the damn thing. Look at me, playing Birth of Venus. So what, if it's a different pose? The bubbles look cool, dammit.

I'm just Queen of the Ocean, aren't I?